Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 22, 2011
Cobra: RJ's asleep. He told me all about Lily and how she met another boy at a dance - Rip: Wait - he told you all that? Why didn't he dish all the dirt to me? Cobra: Think about it. Which shoulder would you cry on? Yours or mine? Rip: Mine. Cobra: Non-combat. Rip: *Sigh - * Yours.