Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 04, 2011
Tiring of their renegade "a-team" lifestyle, Rip and Cobra, framed for crimes they didn't commit, turn themselves in, only to find - Rip: Wha - we're free?! How? Did Chuck Norris have something to do with this? Cobra: Explain later! Look, Rip! Fireworks celebrating the fourth of July! Have you ever seen a more beautiful sight? Rip: Yes, and more dangerous, too. Let's go home.