Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2011
Cobra: Wait, Rip! You're bananas if you think I'm going to blow up the entrance of Jack Spade's kidnappers "R" us hideout with you still inside! I realize things are hard for us right now, but you're not thinking straight! Rip: They're trying to steal Shelly's baby - and I'm not going to let anyone harm them! Ever! They have a future - Cobra: We have a future! Rip: Save the mush for Shelly's eventual baby, sugar bullet. It's clobberin' time!