Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 27, 2011
Lady: You saved my life! He wanted to take me to see "water for elephants"! If I can ever pay you back, let me know. Cobra: Actually, I'm looking for Jack Spade - he kidnapped a friend. Lady: Ah, the mother-to-be - she is very ill. I'll help you. But not here - by the quicksand. Cobra: I know that place intimately. Meanwhile, back in town... Phone: We have your wife - are you prepared to pay us for protection now - plus interest? Steve: But I - I have student loans!