Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 18, 2011
Cobra: Hold on, Rip, I'll get you out of that quicksand! Rip: Hurry, sugar bullet, I'm sinkin' faster than James Franco at the Oscars! Cobra: Uh - Rip! I've got my own - troubles! Rip: Wha - What's holdin' you up, Cobra? Cuz you know what's holding me up? Nothing!