Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 03, 2011
Rip: Am I glad to get off this island - I enjoyed the giant bombs and resurrected villains, but ghosts? Where's the boat? Cobra: You tied it to this dock. Rip: You don't think it drifted away, do you? Cobra: Maybe a sea-savvy ghost took it! Aah-woooo! Rip: Cobra, please! Rippy no like ghosts! Cobra: I know! That's why I love scaring you. Aah-wooo!