Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 31, 2011
Rip: Mommy? Mom: That's right, ripcord, it's your mother. Screech! I have your entire family in my clutches, rip. So you have a choice to make. Save scorpion island from being destroyed, or save your family from - you know - doom. TNT: Sandy Sands is getting away! Why are we stopping? Rip: After this, I'm going to need a lot of therapy.