Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 28, 2011
Midnight: a knock on Rip and TNT's door, and it ain't room service! Rip: Johnny Sawyer! Agent for G.U.N.S.! Johnny: Rip! Escaped - scorpion - secret - weapon test site! - selling to skull - Plan to test it for skull here on the island! Take this key card - it will get you access to the weapon! The island! The people - will be destroyed! Help - TNT: This is kinda short notice, Johnny - we've got a limbo contest in an hour.