Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 19, 2011
TNT: Another baked Alaska, Gilligan-uh-hold on a sec - Rip, you're just in time. Want anything? Rip: Do I want anything? How about having a hot girlfriend one day - and then the next day she's not a brainwashed skull assassin! TNT: OK, could you put a little ranch dip on the baked Alaska?