Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 17, 2011
Sandy: I've got a picture of the hit chick - er - your girlfriend, like, right here. I have to stop her! She's been off our radar for a little while, but popped up again last week - She's, like, wrecked more lives than Perez Hilton! You always go for girls who hurt you instead of hug you? Rip: Doesn't everybody?