Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 15, 2011
Sandy: My name is Sandy Sands, I'm, like, an agent for - Rip: Stop - the less I know, the better. Sandy: Well, I took this assignment because I was, like, yeah baby, scorpion island! Sun, sand, surf! The scorpions! But there's, like, a group - and they're, like, really mean - They're gonna, like, kill a dude and I have to stop them. Rip: Just your typical vacation, huh? Wait, why are you still crying?