Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 12, 2011
Rip: That girl slipped a gun in my pocket! TNT: Sigh. Let's go rumba with danger, my blood brother of doom. Rip: Here's the plan - Sailor: I'm sorry, sir, all pets must remain in your cabin the entire voyage. TNT: Ha! Ha! I knew this rabbit's foot would pay off someday! Adios, chumperito! Rip: Uh! Girl - Gun - pocket! TNT: Excuse me, gopher. How's a dog order a baked Alaska around here?