Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 10, 2011
Cactus: Rip, it's Mac. Rip: What did you find out about Cobra, Mac? Cactus: It's skull, Rip! They tripped the light fandango on your senorita's mind. You should hop a boat to scorpion island - I'll contact you with more info rapido, amigo - Rip: Thanks, Mac. Scorpion - TNT, didn't we deaden a villain by that name? TNT: The only scorpion I know comes in a bowl with two straws and an umbrella.