Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 15, 2011
Royce: We've got to get rid of these witnesses in the most pointlessly elaborate way possible! Tie them up on the ice! Rolls: We'll pour a ring of gasoline from the truck around them, and then light it on fire. The ice will melt, and they'll sink faster than Rick Gervais at the golden globes! Royce: Simply ducky, Rolls. Rip: Remind me to pick up some Johnny Cash on iTunes when we get out of this.