Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 03, 2011
Cobra: Who sent you? Roger: I'm the Avon lady. I've got a new line of products for hostile honeys! Cobra: Remember that torture scene in 'Taken'? Roger: Woof - how could I forget! Cobra: But instead of Liam Neeson, it's your ex-girlfriend handin' out the torture! The same ex-girlfriend on your speed dial! Ex-girlfriend: Roger? Talk or I swear we will get back together! Roger: I'll talk! I'll talk!