Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 24, 2011
TNT: I want to live! Rip: You'll be fine, TNT. They patched you up real good. TNT: Did they have to rebuild me? Which one of my paws is robotic now? Can I shoot lasers through my tail? Rip: Doc said they just stitched you up. TNT: Oh. Rip: With bionic stitches! TNT: I knew it!