Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 31, 2010
Rip: I'll do everything I can to find your daughter up in the mountains, Mr. Forester. Pop: Thank you, Rip. And good luck. Rip: We'll hike until sunset and then make camp. With luck, we'll make it up there by the time they deliver the morning paper on Monday. TNT: Rip, do you think Fawn survived? Rip: It's hard to say. Either way, we owe her father the truth just like Kanye West owes Taylor Swift a real apology! It's going to get cold, so be prepared, TNT. TNT: I'm wearing your electric undies as we speak.