Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2010
Fawn: So, how'd it go with the sheriff? Rip: Good - I lodged a very loud complaint. Fawn: Speaking of loud - did you hear what sounded like a big crash in town? Rip: I did - I think Kroger's was doing some remodeling. Not to change the subject but good news - Mr. Blank is going to rebuild the big cactus. Fawn: That's amazing, Rip - how did you do it? Rip: Let's just say I really drove my point across.