Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2010
Rip: You! You're the sheriff? Police: Well, well, if it isn't the owner of the burnt cactus ranch. Rip: You torched our ranch! Give me one reason why I shouldn't put your mustache through that wall. Police: How about my two deputies with their guns at your back? Rip: Well, I didn't need two reasons, but they're both good ones.