Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 27, 2010
Cobra: Rip, you called for me? Rip: Look out there, Cobra. It's the second most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Cobra: What's the first, C-4? Rip: No, it's you. I love you more than Jean-Claude van Damme likes to stretch his legs across chairs. Cobra: Oh, Rip, is that even possible? Rip: It sure is, sugar bullet.