Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 04, 2010
Spy: The viper is coming! I hear his unmistakable tread! Now you will suffer his wrath! Now you will soil your ill-fitting trousers! He's going to beat you like the Buffalo Bills! RJ: I wonder if she's the mother of any of the bullies at my school? TNT: I'd get a transfer, kid.