Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 11, 2010
Dr. Pain: Let's talk about you for a moment, shall we, Rip? Rip: Nah, I'm good. Dr. Pain: You're 30, single and commitment-phobic. You adopted a street rat instead of giving me real grandchildren, and what's with the collie sidekick? You know we're a Pomeranian family! Rip: Wow, that was - Dr. Pain: Evil? I know I'm pretty good at it. Truth hurts, does it? Rip: Well, since you're so good at finishing my sentences, you know who I blame for raising me wro - Dr. Pain: Ah - ah, not while I'm holding the gun.