Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 27, 2010
Rip: It's a chick vampire! TNT: Watch it! She's got a knife! Rip: Hey, why'd you untie us? Lady: Because I'm not a vampire, but my boyfriend is. We're very modern! Go, before they find out I was here. Rip: Come with us, we can protect you. Aaawwwoooooo! Lady: Uh - Oh - the werewolves are coming. TNT: Ulp! Are they "teen wolf" or "howling" werewolves?