Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 20, 2010
Cobra: G.U.N.S. wants us to reach this fanged bogeyman's hideout before the sun sets. Rip: Gotcha, drop the Haywire stake hammer on him while he sleeps in his creepy coffin. No problem-O. RJ: Not really, Rip. If Chico's the head man-sized mosquito, we're going to have our hands full fighting off his batty, blood-crazed clan. Rip: Sweet molly McBlood-suck! I thought they worked alone, like Batman?!? RJ: Sheesh, Rip, Wikipedia much?