Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 26, 2010
Rip fills in as sheriff of a small town that is now held captive by queen-pin of crime big mama McCutyah! RJ: The lights, Rip! Rip: She cut the power! RJ: Big mama's got to make her move soon, Rip! TNT: But when? Rip: Who knows what's inside the mind of that jumbotron display of bad news! Meanwhile Big mama: Well, it's about time you boys got here! Give big mama a big hug. Virgil: We'd do anything for you, big mama. Other man: Stop competing for her love, Virgil!