Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 12, 2010
A thuggish galoot has kidnapped Cobra! Dagger: Lock her in her cabin and tell Dr. Pain thanks for my money. Guard: Yes, Dagger. Why aren't you coming along for the ride? Dagger: Mind your beeswax, mate. Do your job. Get Cobra to your boss. My guidance counselor told me I'm not a people person. Whiz!