Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 20, 2010
Cobra: Listen, we're both modern women - there's no need to kill me over Rip Haywire. Chica: Maybe in your pathetic world you'd think that! But I'm Chica de gallow! I take what I want, and turn the rest into menudo! Cobra: That band was awful! Chica: Chick fight to the death!