Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 12, 2010
Gang: If you stinkin' hombres want into our gang... who have you ridden with before? Rip: Uh... Butch Cavendish, the Clantons, Calvera, Emilio Estevez, Liberty Valance... Gang: I've heard of them. We got a job tonight... prove your worth and we'll let you ride with us. Rip: I'll only do it if it causes pain and ruins lives. Gang: Pick us up some more guacamole on the way and you're in!