Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 05, 2010
After receiving a frantic call from TNT about an explosion at Cobra's home, Rip and Mac Cactus race to the scene! Rip pauses - thoughts go through his mind like bullets through a pistola! The blood in his veins turns cold like a fresh sno-cone - could the love/hate of his life... be gone?! RJ: They haven't found a body yet. Cactus: It's like a locomotive went through this place, hombre. Rip: More like a loco female-ative-look! A golden jalapeno - somebody sent us a calling card. TNT: *Sigh* I'll pack the antacids.