Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 02, 2010
RJ: Well, how do you like that!? Cobra gets you to open up, and then she squashes your heart like a box of hi-c! Rip: Gotta go through it, kid. Can't blow it to smithereens. RJ: Where're you going? Rip: I'm a man of action, kid. I have a meeting with Mac Cactus over at guns HQ. RJ: - Cobra! Why'd that dame hafta hurt such a great lug like Rip. TNT: Wait 'til Rip asks you to jump off a waterfall with him. His charm has its limits.