Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 27, 2010
Lady: I am giving you legal guardianship over RJ - or as we called him in the skull maternity ward: baby goody two-shoes. I just wanted one last look at him - and to give you one last condition - he must never know his mother is part of a shadowy, villainous organization. Later that day RJ: My ma works for the IRS?!? Rip: Cobra!