Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 26, 2010
Rip and Cobra meet with the leaders of scenic los tomates. Rip: The midnight phantom is a fraud. Your people are being flimflammed by a taco peddler named Chico de gallow! The villagers revolt once news spreads of the chicanery, and de gallow's men suffer their wrath! When suddenly... Cobra: Sweet mother McMutiny! Phantom: I'm ruined! You will pay, and I don't take credit cards!