Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 08, 2009
Cobra: That's rip! He's being hijacked! Kid: Looks like they pulled his truck off a cliff! Cobra: I can capture the hijackers at the expense of Rip's pride - I love it! Kid: That Rip is aces wit' me - he pulled my bacon out of the fryer once. Man: Don't move, sweet thing! Cobra: Someone needs a harassment refresher course.