Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 13, 2009
Guard: Listen good, I can't kill a dame and a kid, so I'm going to loosen your ropes, see? Once we scram - hit the water! You've got 5 minutes before the bomb detonates. Scorpion: Tsk! Tsk! Guard: Scorpion! I - I hope this won't affect my performance review! Bang! Bang! Lady: I think this would be a good time to hit the water! Boy: Thank goodness I'm wearing my aqua socks!