Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 22, 2009
G.U.N.S. HQ Cactus: Search high and low! I want that bandito scorpion in the hoosegow by sundown! Scorpion: Nobody's arresting the scorpion! Konk Cactus: Sweet gordito! I've been buffaloed! Meanwhile... Rip: Quit playin' with that beach ball and get in the chopper! TNT: Boing! Boing! Boing!