Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 31, 2009
Buddhist: Thank you for your help, Rip Haywire, but you resorted to violence, disrespecting our way of life. Rip: Yours is a good way, my Buddhist buddy. But it is incredibly dangerous, violent thrill-seekers like me who make pacifism possible. Hi-ho, silver. Awaaaay! TNT: The bazaar didn't have a horse.