Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 28, 2009
Rip struggles to remain on the culturally appropriate path of pacifism. TNT: Rip! I got us some Starbu- Rip: ! Warlord: Outta the way, mendacious mongrel! Shove! Rip: Must... Stay... Calm... Despite... Animal... Abuse. Warlord: Your girly drink looks better on the ground. Haha! Rip: You spilled my frappuccino! TNT: Peace at all costs ranks second to a coffee drink.