Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 22, 2009
Rip searches his furthest mental nooks and crannies to learn why he always responds to problems with ultra violence. Rip: Why? Why must I kick butt and take names? Dark corner of Rip's mind: Who cares? Blame your parents. Rip: My... parents! They... hurt... me... Cobra: Rip! You usually blame me! TNT: Converting the violent to the way of peace is invariably a cheesy process.