Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 20, 2009
Rip attempts the path of peace to save Tibetan monks from a menacing warlord... TNT: Why are you violent, Rip? Rip: I question your question, master. I am like the grizzly bear. He is peaceful and solitary. Yet, if annoyed, he will rip out your spine and smack you with it until you die. TNT: You have much more herbal chai to consume, grasshopper. Rip: No! Not more diarrhetic!