Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 22, 2009
Narrator: Captured by the evil love guru Dr. Mcluvyah... Doc: You came close to stopping me. But now you will....well, you know, die. Narrator: Rip and Cobra are sent to their deaths down Niagara falls in an old-timey barrel. Rip Haywire: Other than his penchant for world destruction, he was a decent therapist. Cobra Carson: Not even a madman could figure you out.