Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 13, 2009
Doc: Rip...you come to the love retreat because Cobra hurts you? Rip Haywire: Yes, Dr. Mcluvyah- she's a hottie, but has no morals. Cobra Carson: Oh, Rip! I hate myself for hurting the only man who loved me for me. You're loyal. Honest- he's gone, we can stop acting. Rip Haywire: Talk about my eyes.