Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 26, 2009
Rip Haywire: Ow! My tender broken ribs! Man: As I beat the life out of you, Haywire... I'd like to tell you I've dispatched your precious Cobra-and that sniveling Mutt! Narrator: Is this the end for our hero? Man: This is the end, Rip Haywire! Rip Haywire: You'll be sorry you said that-tomorrow!