Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 08, 2009
TNT: Nothing new there. Rip Haywire: TNT! You saved my life... while only mildly maiming the forest's noblest giant! TNT: But Rip-our androgynous captive is mushroom mulch-and you're hurt! Rip Haywire: Just a few dozen ribs. We've got to find the biogenic weapon! Meanwhile. Man 1: Sir, you hurt, butch girlfriend hasn't reported back from the G.U.N.S. lab. Man 2: I sear she better not be trying to milk me for time-and-a-half.