Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 06, 2009
Narrator: Danger alert! With blinding speed, a grizzly mommy mauls an evildoer in Rip's custody. Rip tries to save her, but the officially EPA-designated threatened creature slashes his manly frame! But then, from out of nowhere, TNT leaps on the bear's back, saving Rip's life! But then, from...um... TNT: I'm stretching! You want me to pull a hamstring or something?