Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2009
Narrator: Rip and Co. have been robbed by modern-day pirates of the Caribbean. Man: Let the authorities handle it, Mr. Haywire. Rip Haywire: I don't take kindly to being robbed at gunpoint by pirates. Where are they? Man: Gaa! The captain of your boat drinks at a bar! It's called the Drunken Pelican! Rip Haywire: Smokers! Will they ever learn? TNT: Ask him about our boat rental deposit.