Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2009
Narrator: When Rip met Cobra. Rip Haywire: You had your chance to escape. Why didn't you take it? Cobra Carson: I love you, silly man! Rip Haywire: You crazy, mixed-up kid! Danger's my game! I'm no good for you. Cobra Carson: After meeting you, how could I be with an average schlub? Rip Haywire: Love is the danger-est mission of all!