Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 20, 2009
Narrator: Gripped by a possible grippe, Rip relives his early life with Cobra. Man: Mr. Haywire, thank you for coming here to the Riviera to guard the Piedmont Diamond. Rip Haywire: Our pleasure. Man: When we heard the jewel thief, The Cobra, recently struck, we knew we had to call you. Rip Haywire: We'll fight to the death to protect your diamond. Right, TNT? TNT: There isn't enough kibble in cannes, Rip.