Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 10, 2009
Rip Haywire: You know why we broke up, Cobra. Your loyalty always goes to the highest bidder. Cobra Carson: So I'm a snake. Can't you love me anyway? Rip Haywire: It's impossible for us. Cobra Carson: You always told me that nothing was impossible. Rip Haywire: I'll think it over. Cobra Carson: Come to mama.