Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 30, 2015
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! pitofun least enjoyable midway ride - mister gravelpants' pit o' fun, loudoun county. scariest baked good - old aunt beulah's "suffocation by marzipan" cake, frederick county. biggest wheel of cheddar - mount lacto, montgomery county. performer to avoid - maurizio the magic sphinctriloquist, charles county. union of disgruntled former employ bitter? here's what next gun cleaning at balloons $5 $10 guess your i.q. ? worst midway game - guess your i.q., arlington county.