Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 05, 2015
richard's poor almanac by richard thompson pandas are boring (song) pandas are boring, all they ever do is couple unsuccessfully and digest their bamboo. pandas are cloying tedious and blah, two-tone fuzzy cuddly cures for in-som-ni-a. pandas are tiersome. and they're not real bears. they're practically marsupials if anybody cares. ten million dollars is sure a lot of bread, why not spend it prudently buy elephants instead.